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Am I a Toxic Person? Honest Self-Awareness Quiz
You agree to watch your 5-year-old nephew, and he tragically breaks your expensive porcelain vase with a plastic toy lightsaber.
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Check carefully if he's hurt, gently explain why we don't play with lightsabers indoors, and sweep it all up.
Call his parents immediately and firmly demand they venmo you the steep replacement cost right this second.
Tell him you're so emotionally shattered and disappointed in him that you need to go lie down in a dark room alone.
Threaten to personally call Santa Claus to put him on the permanent naughty list unless he cleans up the sharp shards himself.
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