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Your "smart" toaster suddenly starts playing Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" at full blast during your quiet breakfast.
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Snatch your trusty multi-tool (or a butter knife) and immediately try to pop open its casing to find the mute switch or offending wire.
Assume it's a software glitch; you start meticulously checking your phone's connected devices, Wi-Fi settings, and smart home hub for rogue commands.
Exclaim, "Aha, musical toast!" unplug it swiftly, and then improvise by charring bread over the gas stove like a rugged gourmand.
Quickly ensure it's not smoking, then calmly tell everyone, "Breakfast entertainment! Let's switch to cold cereal while I Google 'demonic toasters'."
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