bobby the carpenter that doesnt know how to cut wood
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The Graveyard of Wasted Wood
Where good lumber goes to die.
For every semi-successful project, Bobby leaves a trail of discarded wood, a testament to his "measure never, cut twice" philosophy. Experts estimate his work has resulted in a 70% material waste rate, turning expensive hardwoods like oak and maple into little more than kindling. This inefficiency has significant financial and environmental implications.